So here’s what i did
Thinly sliced an onion, fried it off in a wok.
Added some Straight to Wok noodles. Stirred them up.
Added some shop bought carrot and coriander soup
Stirred it up, avoiding letting the soup boil
Shoved it in a bowl, a big dash of ketsup manis, and a load of Szechuan and black pepper
Cheating, but yummy